La Cosa Nostra and the Dogs of War

Having grown up in and near the environs of the Big Apple, I was infatuated at a young age with all things Mafia. An early reader, I enjoyed the Daily News, the NYPost, and Newsday on a daily basis. I remember the public demise of "Crazy Joey" Gallo, Gambino, Castellano etc, etc. I read all the books. Honor thy Father, The Valachi Papers, the Godfather and on and on. I learned that the Mafia invented and perfected the Vendetta. Well, the old Moustache Pete's are dead or locked up, but I think they should be resurrected. We need to find full blooded Sicilians with fully sociopathic psyches. We need, as the US of A to hire these people and place them in the newly created Cabinet department called the Department of Terror. A typical day for an agent of the DofT would consist of visiting family members of our enemies. They could have a nice chat and some tea with Mother Bin-Laden. They could then cut her toes off and mail them to Al-jazeera. Daily visits to the families of terrorists accompanied by some good limb sawing would surely get the attention of the terrorist de jour. Wake the F*#k up America and western civilization!!! This is a damn war! We are not going to gain any ground by talking to the islamoscum in english. We need to speak their language, and that language is death and destruction. The one who kills quickest and destroys fastest wins. These people are willing to die for their religion, we need to oblige them post haste. It appears that Americans haven't the stomach for a long protracted war, so lets finish it quick like. Cry Havoc! and let slip the marines. Let our men take the gloves off and do what they do best; kill the enemy with extreme prejuidice. How many alarms must sound before we arise from our slumber and defend that which is good.